• “To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler—and less trouble.” — Mark Twain


  • “I never did very well in math—I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn’t meant my answers literally.” — Calvin Trillin


  • “My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers.” — Woody Allen


  • “Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.” — Louis-Hector Berlioz


  • “If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn’t have tenure.” — Bill Gates


  • “Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.” — Gracie Allen


  • “You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.” — Jay Mohr


  • “As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.” — Unknown


  • Never forget the enormous power and influence of a teacher. They are educators. They touch the life of every student who passes their way. They can change a child’s self-portrait. – Michele Borba